PK ki madonna

I thought that today i should write about pk's mashooka,his sweet heart who throws her life on PK (hope u noe PK or Prashant Kumar Singh my room mate for those who dont).She stays in our college and can be seen many times around  the Girls Hostel of our college for those who wish to see her……………….

Hey all the girls who like PK(i doubt there will be any coz all the good girls like me) dont lose your heart its not a  girl its just a bitch(female dog!!! dont think anything else you dirty minds).There is a very healthy between these two inhabitants of our college……..
    Whenever PK is sitting in front of GH the bitch comes near him wanting for his love and he does his bit too by laying his hand on the bitch with love and caressing her with much love and care and he doesnt think there is any difference between their species & PK who is known in the college for his cleanliness(main geeta par hath rakh ke kehta hun ki i am not joking in any sense) and punctuality & discipline & careful attitude but he luvs her so much that no risk of any diseases stand in their way as after sitting with her and caressing her with his hands he goes to the canteen and eats there with the same hands(ofcourse he has only 2 hands so hands wil be same)but wihtout washing them(these things are told by my secret sources to me who dont want to be named) Both of them like each other and the bitch becomes jealous if anyone follows PK coz according to her PK is only her's and she follows the person barking "Kutte Kamine main tera khoon pi jaoongi"…….
    There is an incident too showing her love for PK that took place one night in front of me,chand n nigam n ofcourse the sufferer who was abhijeet pagare.On that fateful night 5 of us(me,pk,chand,nigam n pagare )were sitting in front of GH which is the favourite haunting place of the central character of our story(it would hurt PK if i keep calling her bitch so i should name her as our very own MADONNA whose songs i m listening right now) so then Madonna jee was sitting near us (arrey pk was also sittin there rey) we were jus doing some BC(baatcheet you filthy minds and think nothin else) there just then pagare decided to go to his room and on the heels of pagare our very own hero of the story Mr.Pk also decided that he should also go this room and watch a movie on the laptop and he started following the villian of the story for our Ms.Madonna and how can a female tolerate her man following someone else in front of her so Ms.Madonna got angry with Pagare(ofcourse how could she be angry with PK) and started running behind him and pagare unaware of this whole thing running in madonna's mind was walking casually to hostel as if he was walking the ramp(agreed that u are one of the smartest in our batch but not smart enough to walk the ramp and you dont have the right to snatch someone else's love from her)  we were watching this scene and were amazed on the behaviour of Ms.Madonna(as we didnt knew the relation between her n PK at that point of time)  and on seeing this messenger of "YAMARAJ' following him Pagare decided to run to save his life and to escape the trauma of getting 14 extended versions of a honey bee being injected into his newly acquired 'TOND or the belly' which is very difficult after eating the food we are given in our hostel(but he has done it and should be congratulated for this achievement) and she was just on the verge of tearing out the pant from the area which had been covering his bum when he reached the premises of the hostel and closed the door on her face and saved his life and from then on must have vowed never to set his eyes (or let other set their eyes on him mind you he is real chikna guy and hearts of many can melt on seeing him) and so this story ended here and keep watching this space for more events like this…………………….

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5 thoughts on “PK ki madonna

  1. Really funny man ….. aur ek cheez mein add karna chatha hoon ..its just a rumour …hmmm ….as u noe Pk rarely shares his food wid anybody unless it belongs to the other guy …..
    he gave a Chicken Puff to that Bitch. ….and after eating that Bitch started licking Pk’s Legs

  2. DK BOSE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Teri GMD.$%^$%^$%^$%^$ #$*^&(&#%@$&^(^&&#$%#$^^&.
    I suppose these sites have an inbuilt CENSOR that is stoppin me from sayin what i want.
    But u need not worry my frnd we r soon to meet…….

  3. Chand baba says…..
    vats ek aur moh maya ka pidith woh bhi ek kutiy** ke piche kya
    ajeeb ras lila rachai hai…
    yeh manushiya PK ke alava koi ho hi nahi sakta…
    usse hamare ashram bhejo sabh thik ho jayega….
    break;

    Chand says…..
    Umm gudwork… cud av been more humourous but a very gud effort.. being one of the witness myself all the facts given here are 100% true… and the bitch(sorry Madonna!!!)
    has made the life of all us miserable … due her undying love 4 Pk and we being his gud friend are the easy victims.. reason she can’t share her love with ne1 else…..
    kya ajeen si love story hai!!!

  4. Chand baba says…..
    vats ek aur moh maya ka pidith woh bhi ek kutiy** ke piche kya
    ajeeb ras lila rachai hai…
    yeh manushiya PK ke alava koi ho hi nahi sakta…
    usse hamare ashram bhejo sabh thik ho jayega….
    break;

    Chand says…..
    Umm gudwork… cud av been more humourous but a very gud effort.. being one of the witness myself all the facts given here are 100% true… and the bitch(sorry Madonna!!!)
    has made the life of all us miserable … due her undying love 4 Pk and we being his gud friend are the easy victims.. reason she can’t share her love with ne1 else…..
    kya ajeeb si love story hai…..

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