100 Reasons to cheer being a Guy!!

I usually don’t copy paste things on the blog but some points on this list.. made it worth blogging!! 😀

The top 100 reasons it’s great to be a guy

1. Movie nudity is virtually always female.

2. You know stuff about tanks.

3. A five day vacation requires only one suitcase.

4. Monday Night Football.

5. You don’t have to monitor your friends sex lives.

6. Your bathroom lines are 80% shorter.

7. You can open all your own jars.

8. Old friends don’t give you crap if you’ve lost or gained weight.

9. Dry cleaners and haircutter’s don’t rob you blind.

10. When clicking through the channel, you don’t have to stall on every shot of someone crying. ( 😉 )

11. Your ass is never a factor in a job interview. ( so shitty!! Some female readers will say)

12. All your orgasms are real. (ROFL)

13. A beer gut does not make you invisible to the opposite sex.

14. Guys in hockey masks don’t attack you.

15. You don’t have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go. (Seriously thank God for this after seeing all my friends and sisters do this!!)

16. You understand why Stripes is funny.

17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group. ( Ha Ha )

18. Your last name stays put.

19. You can leave a hotel bed unmade.

20. When your work is criticized, you don’t have to panic that everyone secretly hates you.

21. You can kill your own food.

22. The garage is all yours.

23. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

24. You see the humour in Terms of Endearment.

25. Nobody secretly wonders if you swallow.

26. You never have to clean the toilet.

27. You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.

28. Sex means never worrying about your reputation.

29. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

30. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend.

31. Your underwear is $10 for a three pack.

32. The National College Cheerleading Championship

33. None of your co-workers have the power to make you cry.

34. You don’t have to shave below your neck.

35. You don’t have to curl up next to a hairy ass every nite.

36. If you’re 34 and single nobody notices.

37. You can write your own name in the snow.

38. You can get into a nontrivial pissing contest.

39. Everything on your face stays its original colour.

40. Chocolate is just another snack.

41. You can be president.

42. You can quietly enjoy a car ride from the passenger seat.

43. Flowers fix everything.

44. You never have to worry about other people’s feelings.

45. You get to think about sex 90% of your waking hours. ( 😛 😀 😉 )

46. You can wear a white shirt to a water park.

47. Three pair of shoes are more than enough.

48. You can eat a banana in a hardware store.

49. You can say anything and not worry about what people think.

50. Foreplay is optional.

51. Michael Bolton doesn’t live in your universe.

52. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you walk into the room.

53. You can whip your shirt off on a hot day.

54. You don’t have to clean your apartment if the meter reader is coming by.

55. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid.

56. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

57. You don’t give a rat’s ass if someone notices your new haircut.

58. You can watch a game in silence with you buddy for hours without even thinking (He must be mad at me)

59. The world is your urinal. (LOL!!)

60. You never misconstrue innocuous statements to mean your lover is about to leave you.

61. You get to jump up and slap stuff.

62. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area.

63. One mood, all the time.

64. You can admire Clint Eastwood without starving yourself to look like him.

65. You never have to drive to another gas station because this one’s just too skeevy.

66. You know at least 20 ways to open a beer bottle.

67. You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing. (Sharon stone would dare disagree)

68. Same work….more pay.

69. Gray hair and wrinkles add character.

70. You don’t have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment.

71. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

72. You don’t care if someone is talking about you behind your back.

73. With 400 million sperm per shot, you could double the earth’s population in 15 tries, at least in theory.

74. You don’t mooch off others’ desserts.

75. If you retain water, it’s in a canteen.

76. The remote is yours and yours alone. (Not so obvious with these Saas-bahu shows running these days)

77. People never glance at your chest when you’re talking to them. (What else can I say except 😛 )

78. ESPN’s sports center.

79. You can drop by to see a friend without bringing a little gift.

80. Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers. (Atleast the types they show in Hollywood movies..)

81. You have a normal and healthy relationship with your mother.

82. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.

83. You needn’t pretend you’re “freshening up” to go to the bathroom. ( 😀 )

84. If you don’t call your buddy when you say you will, he won’t tell you friends you’ve changed.

85. Someday you’ll be a dirty old man.

86. You can rationalize any behaviour with the handy phrase “F*#k it!”

87. If an other guy shows up at the party in the same outfit, you might become lifelong buddies.

88. Princess Di’s death was almost just another obituary.

89. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

90. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you’re not in the mood.

91. You think the idea of punting a small dog is funny.

92. If something mechanical didn’t work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room.

93. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

94. Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind. (One of the biggest benefits)

95. You don’t have to remember everyone’s birthdays and anniversaries.

96. Not liking a person does not preclude having great sex with them.

97. Your pals can be trusted never to trap you with: “So…notice anything different?”

98. Baywatch

99. There is always a game on somewhere.

100. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

Song of the Day :- Wouldn’t it be nice by The Beach Boys

PS1:- Had fun writing the last two posts and seeing the reactions of ppl after the second one
PS2:- Completed one month in Microsoft will write a post about this most probably this weekend
PS3:- The weather is awesome.. Hyd weather just roxx… Winters me its so kam thanda and in summers… the weather becomes pleasant by June.. All you ppl in North India, you can be jealous of us.
PS4:- My 2nd post from LiveWriter, unfortunately one feature I didn’t find here is changing the text colour.
PS5:- If somebody knows how to build at a lower warning level then please tell me.
PS6:- All of these points are taken from here

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13 thoughts on “100 Reasons to cheer being a Guy!!

  1. 101. You can piss standing up.
    102. You can piss your name in sand.
    103. You don’t have to put the toilet seat down.
    104. You can get rid of the itch down there, anywhere anytime
    105. Your roommate can be anyone – sex no barred.
    106. You don’t have to go ooh-aah when you see something on display in a shopping mall.
    107. People don’t ogle at you.
    108. You don’t have to worry about overexposing.
    109. You can watch football and drink beer all weekend without worrying about that Sunday night date.
    110. You’re not ostracized if you can’t cook.

    lol@35 btw.

  2. shud be rated ‘A’ …. waise some points were really nice … specially 35 … looks like there is much stress on sex 😛

  3. ah finally … it all started when i read this link from my google reader feed .. then i showed it to somani … and it spread to the whole IIIT ..wooo Sharing zindabad

  4. 111. Kids and spouse dont suck nipples of man.

    112. It’s okay to beat women but it’s not okay to beat guys.

  5. @ Sultan : Nice ones man and yeah 35 is also worth noticing 😀 btw have you tried 102?? 😛

    @ Vipul : Ya no doubt there is stress on sex but we are old enough to handle such humour…

    @ Maruti : Should thank you for this.. Didn’t know this was your find.. I saw it in alok’s status msg!!

    @ Kulbir : Yeah man… I can’t come up with such gud ones

    @ Pankaj : 😀 Thanx yaar!!

    @ Sashidhar: Eye opening.. Can’t think of the points which are not evident to any guy our age

    @ Karan : Who cares man, little bit of non-veg laughter never hurt anybody

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