DHONI the Great

I had promised my friends that I wouldn’t be writing any of the rather ordinary posts which I have been writing in the recent times, but I couldn’t stop myself from writing about this joyous event. This is one of the greatest moments in the history of Indian Cricket and no stone should be left unturned in the celebration of this momentous occasion. Mahendra Singh Dhoni, the greatest player India has produced in the recent times has been given the highest award for any sport person. He has been conferred with Rajiv Gandhi Khel Ratna award.

I can see people complaining from different quarters that how can senior players like Ganguly, Dravid and Kumble be ignored and this young chap be given the award but they don’t know the greatness of this guy. Even the GOD, Sachin Tendulkar had to wait for 10 years before getting this award but our young lad, the hero of the generation, heartthrob of a million girls reached the mark in just a mere 4 years making the better player than even the GOD, unfortunately we don’t have anything greater than God, so now on we have another adjective “Dhoni” for someone even the Gods should worship.

People keep complaining about his test performances and such useless crap like, he decided to sit out of a important test series, but those people, my dear friends are just jealous of this 8th wonder of the world.  After all who in this fucking world cares about the boring shit called test match, which is all just a piece of crap after all who is willing to spend 5 days just to see all those people running after the ball. What we need now is a player who can walk the ramp so naturally just as if he is doing his morning routine. What will we do with players like Sachin who are never ever seen with Bollywood actress. Now we need a new hero of the new generation who dates lasses like Deepika Padukone.Even THE  Bradman would have bowed down before this GOD of Gods and would have loved to serve him for life, if he were alive today. Alas the old chap is dead now and couldn’t benefit with the golden oppurtinity.

People always keep saying that Ganguly was such a great captain, but what did that idiot do?? Nothing!! All he could do was win a test against the all beating Australian team in Australia and guided the team to the final of a World Cup but look at our hero. He won the biggest tournament of all, he won the T20 WORLD CUP for India. I must say again, who cares about Test Cricket, we are fast people of the fast generation following the fast DHONI.

Look at Kumble the idiot and you will realize that why he couldn’t ever be the cult hero like Dhoni. What he did in Sabina Park in 2002, that foolish guy came with a broken jaw to bowl in a test match and even got the wicket. Now somebody should have told him that these are the times to gain some sympathy from people and become famous but that ass would come out like a lion to bowl a spell and make people think that all this jaw trouble is nothing.

Our great Dhoni, decided to rest himself from the Test Series as he is obviously tired of playing so much of one day and T20 cricket and one more thing which BCCI have failed to see is that, the time has come when the young guy should be given the lead of the team, after all how can such players keep playing under such fools as Kumble. Just pure pathetic thinking on the part of BCCI, how can you dare disrespect the Great Dhoni by not making him the captain.

So what if he is left wanting against the superior pace bowling on friendly wickets like Australia, who cares. After all why should we go to play in the backyards of those pomies, they are just a bunch of giants with a guy who spits on his own hand. Now the time has come that we started playing only on sub continent pitches because this is what real cricket is, the cricket our dear Dhoni likes, with scores above 300 for the taking in every one day match. With matches where he can murder the poor helpless bowlers on the flat wickets, after all shouldn’t we as Indians be proud of all things Indian, including those flat wickets which only we produce. One or two spinning tracks can pose a problem but we can surely manage them by making him rest on such venues so that we don’t make a dent into the great batting average of the great Dhoni.

If you want to consider Dravid, we can also do that. Tell me frankly who has got time to see his exquisite cover drives, who has got the eyes for the stylish and sweet follow through of his bat. What we want is the dhobhi pachhad cricket where you should hit the ball in most awkward you can. In my opinion, Dravid is the worst thing to happen to Indian Cricket since a certain Sunil Gavaskar. Its time people realize technique and patience are passé. We just want fatafat cricket in the most desi and Indian way.

The most important thing which Dhoni has done is taught us ugly Indians how to live in style, how to have those well set hair. We are a nation who never understood the value of style (or Tashan) and always tended to concentrate on the talent and sublimity of ordinary mortals like Sachin, Dravid. Its time we took notice of our sex appeal and do our best to become ishmaaart like apne Dhoni bhaia, see yahan bhi ganwarpan, he is Dhoni the stud, not Dhoni Bhaia!!

Infact I suggest that Sachin’s Khel Ratna be also taken back and not given back to him until he takes coaching from Dhoni and dates a few of the Bollywood starlet and for God’s sake he should do something of his hair,look at Dhoni’s flowing silky locks and look at Sachin seems as if someone has pasted some black thing on his head.. He  looks so ruddy uncool man!! How can you expect such a person to represent the country? He always paints a bad picture of the country in front of whole world. The most embarassing thing he does is biting his own nails all the time, comeon man how unhygenic!! Tch tch tch!!

HAIL THE GREAT DHONI!!
&
Congrats to him on winning the award

Song of the Day:- Yeh Jo des Hai tera  by A.R.Rehman from Swades
PS1:- One thing is for sure, I am gonna be royally fucked in  the first one-half months of this sem. BTP, Classes, Internship and ofcourse worshipping DHONI THE GREAT
PS2:- Its been drizzling for past so many days, irritating like hell .Ek baar achhi tarah barish ho jaye n then ruk jaye.
PS3:- Have our BTP viva on the day of Raksha Bandhan!! 😦 Bull shit
PS4:- Eric Clapton rocks, am cursing myself for not listening to him till date… 😦

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25 thoughts on “DHONI the Great

  1. wow man u must have gone crazy … i mean u r comparing YOUR “GOD” with dhoni and actually u find the latter better ,
    not that i know anything about cricket and also i didnt read the whole post just the first paragraph but u must have been stoned 😛

  2. really nice one!
    How can Kumble ever think of getting Khel Ratna award after
    a heroic haul of 10 wickets against Pakistan or for that matter
    Sehwag!!

  3. @ shrikant …lol … read the complete post
    well written ans sarcasm is just awesome … like it to some extent
    even then waiting for the *special* post 🙂

  4. I was planning to write a similar post, but now I think my opinions have been voiced. Only thing, maybe you should have included a few players from some other sports for your comparisons. But anyways it’s a superb post.

    And this was a top quality post, in the literary sense too. Maybe less frequent blogging automatically improves the quality of your blogging. If that’s the case, count me in on the list of friends who’d want to see more quality, and less quantity from you 🙂

  5. nice nice … i was actually wondering whether it was only me who found dhoni getting the award silly ..
    now even the khel ratna seems to have lost its meaning 😦

  6. Dude..This has to rank among your better posts! Didn’t expect this level of sarcasm from you.. GG!
    Btw, I’ll rather have Manpreet Gony and Shikhar Dhawan being given the Khel Ratnas.

  7. You took me by surprise man. Haven’t been in touch with the latest in India and got to know that DHONI (> than GOD :P) has been conferred with the Khel Ratna Award through your post . I am not into blog reading and all but you made me read the entire post. Good job.

  8. @ Chand : Thanx be.. 🙂 and about that post!! Welll lets c!!

    @ Shrikant : LOL at you man!! Saale padh to leta poora ek baar comment karne aur apna katwane se pehle

    @ Vibhav : Exactly yaar.. what does his 10/74 stand against The Dhoni!!

    @ Piyush : Jaisi apki aagya gurudev!! Saale aajtak koi normal comment diya hai tune kisi ke post pe??? 😛

    @ Vipul : Ab that type of posts dont come up just like that… So keep waiting

    @ Manish : sry to disappoint but I have been eating nails even b4 i knew who Sachin was but now I have an xcuse for anyone who asks me not to eat nails.

    @ Aniket : This must have been the 3rd or 4th time that one of us beat the other in writing on some topic.. 🙂 grt minds think alike.. Waddya say???

    @ Kunal : Glad to hear that!! 🙂

    @ Rohit : As I told you.. India needs fashion Icons now!! So we have Mr. Dhoni

    @ Mythalez : Don’t worry this is the same with everyone.. Even ppl from Ranchi like Maroo

    @ Karan : Glad to read that man!! abe nahin yaar they don’t know how to carry themselves that well… I guess Ishant can be the next candidate, he is seen in many parties and with a few actresses

    @ @nks : he he 😛

    @ Ankur Khare : Kya baat hai “angrez” ban gaya.. india ke bare mein kuch nahin malum 😛
    Well its quite a compliment that I made you read it!! Thanks!! 🙂

  9. your post is really very interesting…..it is really a nice thing that u r staying so many things against dhoni though indirectly….but i want to put a question in front of u all guys having same mentality:”wat is his fault if he is getting dis award?”….dont say dat his performance was poor in dis period(for which he is being given d award)…..dont say dat he didnt put his genuine effort in each n every match(especially finals of those series which they lost)…….if a player plays so honestly n even if he has some of d normal achievements like t20 world cup(in ur words) den doesnt he deserve it?…..he toh didnt snatch d award frm d selectors (these selectors were outstanding sportsmen)………so dnt b jealous……he is getting dis award becoz of d will of almighty n remember “GOD IS NEVER BIASED”……..if u cant appreciate it den i dont thing u can condemn it like dat……bt as u wish….

  10. your post is really very interesting…..it is really a nice thing that u r saying so many things against dhoni though indirectly….but i want to put a question in front of u all guys having same mentality:”wat is his fault if he is getting dis award?”….dont say dat his performance was poor in dis period(for which he is being given d award)…..dont say dat he didnt put his genuine effort in each n every match(especially finals of those series which they lost)…….if a player plays so honestly n even if he has some of d normal achievements like t20 world cup(in ur words) den doesnt he deserve it?…..he toh didnt snatch d award frm d selectors (these selectors were outstanding sportsmen)………so dnt b jealous……he is getting dis award becoz of d will of almighty n remember “GOD IS NEVER BIASED”……..if u cant appreciate it den i dont thing u can condemn it like dat……bt as u wish….

  11. All I wanted to say had already been said by so many people in so many ways…… just want to add what I told to Maroo…. ” We too should start playing cricket a lil bit professionally… we would end up with an Arjuna Award at the least ” 😀

  12. I am in full accord with you. If Dhoni deserves the “Khel Ratna”,

    a) Ajit Agarakar is a world-class alrounder
    b) Ishant Sharma is/will be to India what Mcgrath used to be to Australia. 🙂

    Who are we kidding? At least, Dravid ought to have got it before MSD who, to my eye, is one of the most overrated batsmen and captains. Sure, the fellow knows to stay cool and composed, in most situations. But excelling in cricket at the highest level is about so much more. Next time, a cricketer gets this award, most of us aint gonna give a damn to it.

  13. u funky idiots must b foolish……..isn’t tht gr8 tht he showed us the taste of victory with world cup….which ur bladi so called ganguly and dravid could not???????
    he was given the award because of his game but not because of his affair with the actress……by the way even dhoni won the series in australia …..which again ur seniors didnot……remember he is the member responsible for winning cb series in australia……….think before u write……..

  14. He performed his best to win every match he plays…….he have got an average of 109 which is the best for any player
    sry guys for telling u all this………but u should respect him……
    what did ganguly and dravid do to get the award??????????
    they both won a test match in australia and england……and they cant be awarded for tht

    but still it is all ur wish

  15. @akanksha : the major setback here is that dhoni being given the award has completely languished the very recognition the khel ratna puruskaar. The award is supposed to be highly coveted and given to someone who has faired exceptionally well in his/her sport. Now, Indian team has been privileged enough to have the services of maestro’s like Ganguly,Dravid,Kumble after the inception of the award in 91-92. So it makes totally rubbish sense to honor someone who, though has done exceedingly well in recent times, has not done enough to get the highest sporting honor in the country.

  16. nice nice … i was actually wondering whether it was only me who found dhoni getting the award silly ..
    now even the khel ratna seems to have lost its meaning

  17. hey guys !!!!
    I think this is totally biased view of urs!!!
    No doubt u r a good blogger !!
    But may i let u think a single thing??
    Well!! cricket is not about a single player, there has to be a team and various team members poses various responsibility.Considering Dhoni as a hitter and a calm player together with a good wicket keeper makes him sufficiest for indian team.Moreover before Dhoni there wasnt any keeper who played the shots dhoni plays..Dhoni himself considers Sachin his Guru…Its not like ki u can compare every player with other one..And i totally agree with AKANSHA..He deserves the award..Moreover this award also encourages cricketers from various parts of the country who can hit the ball sound and firm..Not everybody can become a Sachin Tendulkar but practise can make one become MSD…So guys keep blogging…But dont be indifferent and biased!!!
    CHEERS!!

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